3rd Jackport

My Yr 6 Bes consists of 16 pupils...13 boys n 3 girls..that's why they are awesome.....


Why?


No Geng2 Diva


Girls...baik n senyap giler...


Boys...alahai..potpetpotpet xketahuan jam...


Alkisahnya, after extra class Ahad lepas, two boys came to me


Amin : (sengih2 mcm kerang busuk...) ticer2...ehem2
Me : Bakpenye Amin?
Amin : Tcer ada numb Sir ****(26yrs old, single) , Sir pon ade numb ticer...
Aiman : Ehem2 ticer....ticer mesti ada apa2 dgn Sir Dali, kan ticer kan kan kan?
Me: La pasepa...xleh ka?rakan sekerja kan...
Amin : ehem2..mesti ada apa2 kan..ticer ada numb sir, sir ada numb ticer....
Me : So?
Amin n Aiman : Sengihhhhhhhhh
Me: Kalu saya kata sy ad numb Cikgu N****(GPK HEM, 50++yrs old)  mcm mana? 
Amin n Aiman : (Garu2 kepala...sengih....) OK ticer, babai! (terus lari balik..sbb malu)








Hahahaha........syg2 oiii....sehala ja no ampa pikiaq.....

2nd Jackpot

wahhh..kalu jackpot betul mesti kayo dh hari neh..kehkeh..oopss..jackpot2 neh harammm....


Went into yr 3 class,


T: Sapa sini xbasuh kasut?
SS: Kite basuh ticer..kite basuh...(jwb berjemaah..bagus!kalu hampa rajin solat jemaah cmneh kan lagi baguihhh)
T: Haa....ni x basuh..tu xkapur...tu xbasuh n xkapur (pointing to the SS randomly)
SS: Errkk ....gane ticer tahu ticer??
T : Saya kan ada kuasa magic...
SS : (Terkelip-kelip biji mata)




Hahaha....caya kerrr???

1st Jackpot!

After a meeting with the ppl from PPD, I curik2 masuk kelas kak Nurul sat. Hadooiiilaaa syg oii, tcer kan dh pesan buat as a homework, hang p peram buat apa la syg oii. Therefore, I gave my yr6 kiddos hw, 16 questions only. Supposed to be 4 ques per day, sapa suruh lupa....kang kena kampoi jd 16...ehh...9 ja...




"ni latihan sy bg ni balik buat kat rumah, awk bknny ad kelas mlm pon bln puasa ni". 


As they were about to open their mouth, I continued, 


"jgn kata xdak masa, nk p trwikh, lepas trwikh balik buat, bknnya main mercun" 


they grinned widely sambil garu-garu kepala yang xgatal tu and said, 


"tcer~hehehe..." 


BINGO! I think i just hit the jackpot! hampa igt ticer xtau plan hampa....I'm a mind reader okeh! (chehh..perasan)

Knock Knock

Been a long time since my last post...busy? Entahlah....I guess, here will be a place for me to coret2...suka duka ketawa lara as a teacher...yess...A TEACHER, A NATION BUILDER!

Harini dan esok....

Don't feel really good...
Please....
Please be good....

Kalau bab duit.....

Kalu bab duit....laju ja semuanya
Kalu bab datang kelas...culas belaka

Kalu bab nak jaga air muka...macam gaya
Kalu bab nak jadi jujur...'tolong kawan' katanya


Cuihhhh...i'm sick of it

terasing

tak tau

tak tau

tak tau

and malas nk ambik tau...

ishh...rs mcm xbaik pula duk p jawab cmneh (mmg xbaik pon kan?xsopan kan?)

but honestly, I don’t have an feeling of ‘ambik tau’ anymore....

biaq p kat hang la noo

kalu hang msg..hang nk ja ak reply cepat2

tp kalu ak msg hang..tergaru2 kepala yang xdak kelumumoq and kutu ni...duk tertanya-tanya...delivered ka msg aku ni? ka ak hantaq msg kosong kat hang? ka hang xdak kredit? biaq betui no..xkan smpai berbulan2 hang xdak kredit..ish..mungkin juga...

bukanny ak xmo p cari hang jmpa face to face...Cuma bila ak p ja...org2 kat situ tgk ak ni mcm ak ni xdak face...tertanya-tanya aku..xckup mata ka aku ni?xdak hidung ka aku ni?tp bila ak raba-raba ada ja smua...hmmm

kalu hang rasa nk mai cari aku nanti or bila2 ka...hang mai la...aku xkesah...tp jgn duk guna ak dh la...

maap

ku sudah malas nk cari hang....

and nk ambik tau pasai hang....

bukan maksudnya aku benci....

tapi ak rasa macam...macam aku xwujud ja kat muka bumi ni.

hadoila...

invisible species kot aku ni ...tp rasa mcm satu keturunan ja....

maybe hang keturunan limau kasturi aku keturunan limau nipis kot...

kedua-duanya limau tp lain jenis...lain rasa..lain rupa...

ok..apa yg aku duk merepek ni...

haishh....

tapi apa leh buat

bukan aku mau pon jadi lagu ni..

mmg la ada peribahasa melayu kata air yang dijinjang xkan putus...

tp kalu buh dlm lain2 jug..kan terasing juga....

TERASING...

Jauh...jauh..dan semakin jauh....

dan kita terasing di pentas yang sama....

I really wish that we could get together like before...

AMEEN